Horny pretty girls ask for too much.
- Girl: Make me cum.
- Guy: Where the fuck are you going?
- Girl: Eat me out.
- Guy: I'm not hungry.
- Girl: Ride me.
- Guy: I have no licences.
- Girl: Hurt me.
- Guy: I'm on parole
- Girl: Fuck me.
- Guy: Fuck you too.
- Girl: French kiss me.
- Guy: Bitch I'm African
- Girl: Tell me something dirty.
- Guy: Your kitchen bitch.
- -Michael Blackson
this is what heterophobia would look like if it was real. if you believe that heterophobia is a real thing that exists, please watch this because you will see that it simply doesn’t exist, that it never has and never will.
tbh I think everyone should watch this anyway because it’s very clever and very powerful
Naw dis some bullshit. Dat girl can make her own choice on who she wanna be wit.
(Source: mrsmelchiorgabor)



